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What the Actual Drake

Welcome to What the Actual Drake, the podcast where Ashley and Greg Drake try to make sense of adulthood in real time — with zero filters, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of laughter.

Podcast · By Ashley & Greg · English · Official site

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Sep 8, 2026
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  1. Episode · Sep 8, 2026

    Week 1 Picks & Giant-Ass Cockroaches (opens the original)

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    Ok Week 1 predictions, cyborg cockroaches, political chaos, and the first-world problems that raised us. 😂 We’re kicking off NFL season with our Week 1 score predictions, plus the latest sports updates and plenty of opinions nobody asked for. Then things take a hard left into cyborg cockroaches and the Space Force(what do they actually do?), because apparently reality has officially become a sci-fi movie. We also dive into Trump’s latest shenanigans… “Lake America”and the Good Good x Callaway co

  2. Episode · Sep 1, 2026

    13,000 Pieces of Millennial Chaos (opens the original)

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    This week on What the Actual Drake, we cover a little bit of everything, because apparently staying on one topic is not in our skill set. 😂 We get into the latest current events and all the shit happening in the world, take a nostalgic trip down Millennial Memory Lane, and revisit the things that made growing up in the ’90s and early 2000s a completely different experience. We also survived a Vikings game that was so damn bad we left at halftime. 🫠🏈 Because sometimes you load up the whole fam fo

  3. Episode · Aug 27, 2026

    Candy, Chaos & Questionable Mad Libs (opens the original)

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    This week on What the Actual Drake, we’re talking football, current events, politics, sports, and all the other shit happening in the world that apparently we’re expected to have an opinion about. 😂 We get into what’s looking good for the Pats this season, the state of the NFL, the latest political chaos, and the headlines that had us asking, “Wait… are we seriously doing this now?” And then… IT’S FINALLY HERE. We wrap up our ongoing creepy little role-playing adventure with the FINAL ACT. What

  4. Episode · Aug 18, 2026

    The Aliens Have Better Job Security (opens the original)

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    This week on What the Actual Drake… we spiraled through the alleged gravity loss fail of 8/12/26, debated whether aliens are real (and, more importantly, whether they’ve already clocked in at work among politicians and Hollywood A-listers), and collectively agreed that NASA is probably not telling us the full story and is, at minimum, deeply suspicious. We also hit a millennial rapid-fire round of “what wouldn’t kids today understand,” ranging from dial-up internet rage to why you couldn’t just

  5. Episode · Aug 7, 2026

    Just Another Totally Normal Episode (opens the original)

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    This week on WTAD, we’re checking in on… absolutely nothing new in sports (because apparently the sports world hit the snooze button⚾️), discussing the lack of action in WWE SummerSlam, and sharing what’s also not new in our work lives. Then we swap the office for the weekend, recapping a trip to Topgolf, trying out some new food spots, and the usual random adventures that somehow become stories. And then… there’s Act Two of our ongoing role-playing saga. What started as a weird adventure takes

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