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WFYM 391 - Bordeaux Patrol (PREVIEW) (opens the original)
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Flappy Qwop was a vibe during lockdown when HQ Trivia wasn't live yet and you couldn't hear it anyway because people were banging pots and pants together for nurses and doing Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style flash mobs. I hate those Moogles and I hate Kid Beer because you can't claim it was a port wine birthmark when you spill it after getting pulled over https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM/posts/wfym-391-patrol-169650083
WFYM 390 - Summersnow (opens the original)
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Stick out your tongue and enjoy the treat of the season before you join the 295 Club because a guy who stole DVDs from Giant Eagle tries to stab you with a corn dog at the county fair. Then you have to walk home in the dark. If your family has slaves get rid of them
WFYM 389 - English Soccer (PREVIEW) (opens the original)
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The armed forces should be comprised of gay guys recruited from prison and all crusaders should be children. Pennies got banned because old people put them up their nose. Up and The Whale are really hot movies. The DMV is telling old people they can get a new license to drive a spaceship if they turn in their car one. Dinosaurs were normal size and just really close https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM/posts/wfym-389-english-168346073
WFYM 388 - Scuba Bible (opens the original)
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How do you keep your Bible from getting wet while scuba diving? Buy a waterproof Bible from the combination counterfeit Alcoholics Anonymous sobriety coin and fake handicapped parking placard store. They also sell a Pink Foid poster which is not waterproof
WFYM 387 - Brown Day (PREVIEW) (opens the original)
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Watch out for the guy who throws dead birds at your windshield off an overpass so he can charge you for fixing it unless it rains. He was probably homeschooled and he just wants to have either a Brown Day or a White Day depending on which coast he lives on. The Telltale Games version of Rescue Me makes me want to powerwash my deck https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM/posts/wfym-387-brown-167042744
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