Skip to content
HeyJared

Welcome to Absurdistan

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. A political shift similar to the Glorious Revolution is underway and I am here for it.

Newsletter · By elizabeth nickson · English · Paid tier available · Official site

Indexed issues, last 90 days
17
Latest publication
Sep 30, 2026
Audience
Checking…
Earliest in this view
Aug 22, 2026

Latest issues

  1. Issue · Sep 30, 2026

    King Charles Has Looted Every Faith: Evangelical, Muslim, Buddhist, Catholic, Sikh - a Full One-third of the Wealth of the Planet (opens the original)

    Excerpt · Critical tone

    Read excerpt

    Britain is on fire and the King bows and scrapes to Imans and Islamists. Why? I explain below. But consider first what he has presided over in his few years as “King”. His entire country, the entire working class, along with the middle, along with older women with brains, along with the most dynamic of their generations are on the streets every single week. The economy of the U.K. stumbles along indebted, sluggish moored to green regs and all the silliness of woke.He has allowed 250,000 working

  2. Issue · Sep 27, 2026

    My Hunt of Princess Diana; My Eternal Loathing of Charles (opens the original)

    Excerpt

    Read excerpt

    We used to hide under the desk when a royal story went around. “Bad luck”, we’d say in the lunchroom to whoever caught it. “We’ll forget her soon enough”, said Charles. Yeah. Not Going to HappenEventually, I was chosen, dragooned - or else wasn’t even implied - into the hunt. I was given a clothing allowance, an entertainment allowance, a dining room, butler and chef, a social secretary whose titled mother was a friend of the Queen Mother. Entertain! Spend money! Lots of it!Five years. Five long

  3. Issue · Sep 26, 2026

    My Hunt of Princess Diana; My Eternal Loathing of Charles (opens the original)

    Excerpt

    Read excerpt

    We used to hide under the desk when a royal story went around. “Bad luck”, we’d say in the lunchroom to whoever caught it. “We’ll forget her soon enough”, said Charles. Yeah. Not Going to HappenEventually, I was chosen, dragooned - ‘or else’ wasn’t even implied - into the hunt. I was given a clothing allowance, an entertainment allowance, a dining room, butler and chef, a social secretary whose titled mother was a friend of the Queen Mother. Entertain! Spend money! Lots of it!Five years. Five lo

  4. Issue · Sep 20, 2026

    It’s Not “War” That’s Causing Unaffordability and Inflation; It’s the Brutalist Ongoing Grift of the Climate Cartel. (opens the original)

    Excerpt · Critical tone

    Read excerpt

    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="684" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ffie!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb2de93c1-485e-4b7e-8943-970278284102_1562x734.png"

  5. Issue · Sep 19, 2026

    It’s Not “War” Causing Unaffordability and Inflation; It’s the Brutalist Ongoing Grift of the Climate Cartel. (opens the original)

    Excerpt · Critical tone

    Read excerpt

    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="684" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ffie!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb2de93c1-485e-4b7e-8943-970278284102_1562x734.png"

Publishing over time

Last 90 days. Choose a month to open its work.

Recurring subjects

Named in the text we hold. One piece can cover several.

Audience

No verified audience measurement yet.

About this data

Counts cover the work we have indexed. Tone needs enough text and a confident classification. Excerpts and episode notes are not full articles or transcripts.

Identity or attribution wrong? Suggest a correction.

See coverage about Welcome to Absurdistan