HeyJaredVoicenotes From A Friend
By Vanessa Cornell. We’re all thinking it, so I’ll just say it out loud.
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- Aug 4, 2026
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- Jul 7, 2026
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Voicenote #63: I’m Becoming A Bird Lady (opens the original)
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I figured out how to get the exact same dopamine hit as collecting Pokémon cards, without buying a single thing. My kids think I’ve lost it.<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="525" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!h6UG!,w_1456
Voicenote #62: My Secret Failure (opens the original)
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There’s a whole chapter of my life that almost nobody I’ve met in the last 10 years knows about. I wasn’t hiding it exactly, but my mind somehow made it disappear. Twenty years later, I’m finally ready to tell it.<img alt="" class
Voicenote #61: I Went Viral For Being "Passive-Aggressive" (opens the original)
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I know, rationally, that I can’t control what people think of me. I’m 48. I have all the tools. And I still want to leave a comment defending myself. We’re working on it.<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="566" src="https://substac
Voicenote #60: A Little Unhinged, Extremely Effective (opens the original)
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It’s like having 125 open browser tabs in your brain that never close. Delegate, log it, check back, remind again, close the file. Ladies, I know you know what I’m talking about.<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="392" src="https://subst
Voicenote #59: How To Beat The Longevity Bros (opens the original)
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Please for the love of God, stop the optimization treadmill. I need to get off. All anyone can talk about these days is longevity. It’s all the rage. But there’s a part of me rebelling against it, and I’m trusting that part of me. I think it sees that the bros are missing something entirely that’s incredibly important.<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Q_CP!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazon
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