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Daily crypto market analysis and Bitcoin insights. VirtualBacon breaks down macro trends, on-chain signals, regulatory shifts, and key price levels so you can navigate bull and bear markets with clarity. New episodes every weekday.
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Robinhood Crypto Narrative: Which Are The Best Coins? (opens the original)
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Bitcoin is at 83,500 after printing 86,500 yesterday, and half the chat had already moved on to calling for 60K. There is no headline behind a 2% day. The two levels that matter are 90K on the upside and 78K on the downside, where the 50 week SMA and EMA sit together as the bull market support band, and I put it around 85% that we hold above 78K from here. The rest of the stream is the the Robinhood chain. The Robinhood Summit is in seven days and it is invite only, so I had my AI go through all
Bitcoin Broke Out. $90,000 Next Or $78,000 First? (opens the original)
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Bitcoin took out the May high this week and $844 million of shorts were liquidated on that one candle. I don't think we push much above $90,000 this month, because that level sits right in the middle of the November to January weekly range where trapped sellers are waiting. The level that actually matters is $78,000, where the 50-week SMA and the 50-week EMA have converged into the bull market support band, so I treat a dip there as a buy target rather than something to panic about. On alts, 58
The Crypto Bull Run Begins. Here's What I'm Buying. (opens the original)
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Bitcoin closed the week above the 50-week SMA at 78,200 and opened this one above the 82K lower high, so the weekly downtrend that's run since October 10 is broken. That's the confirmation I've been waiting for, and 78K is the level I'm watching for a dip now, not 70K or 74K. In the second half I go through what I'm actually buying: Rhea Finance and Aurora, both around 17 million market cap, as the asymmetric way into the Near and Zcash trade, plus CZZ and Ubic on Robinhood chain. These are trad
Bitcoin At $80K Looks Exactly Like February 2023 (opens the original)
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Bitcoin is at $80,900 and the 50-week moving average, the line that has confirmed every bull market, sits at $78.7K, so this week's close on Sunday decides it rather than today's candle. $80K right now looks eerily like $25K in February 2023, the same rejection off the 50-week with the 200-day sitting 12% lower at $70K the way it sat at $20K back then. That fractal carries the warning too, because the 2023 breakout week came with one last liquidation down to the 200-day before the real move, whi
FED Isn't Done Hiking. Will BTC Finally dip to 70k? (opens the original)
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The Fed hiked yesterday and the new projections say they are not done. Across the two meetings left this year, October 28 and December 9, the dots point to at least one more hike, and Warsh's press conference read more hawkish than the decision itself. That is a short term headwind for Bitcoin, not a broken cycle. The daily chart broke a neckline around 76.7K and is retesting it as resistance, so I am watching 70K as a first buy and 66K as the point where I go all in. I also go through the Warsh
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