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Vertically Unstable: where wit meets wisdom! Meet Kelly, corporate 🇨🇦 and Christy, 🇺🇸 entrepreneur. Join us for laughs, wild stories and badassery!
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S2 Ep24 I Want A Man, Not A Roommate (opens the original)
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After two divorces from the SAME MAN, Christy is back in the dating pool and asking the question nobody warned her about: Do I actually want a husband, or do I just want a man who makes my life better? Kelly is happily remarried, but she has opinions. Together, they get brutally honest about dating apps, questionable profile pictures, wildly inappropriate messages, chemistry, marriage, independence, and the difference between a partner and a full-grown adult you somehow ended up parenting. Chris
S2 Ep23: We Came to Talk About Memory...We Think (opens the original)
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We came to talk about memory. We think. What happens instead? Poop. Vegas. Backstreet Boys. Body image. Cocktails on work calls. Nails. AI warning labels. Movies. Music. Monday-morning brain fog. Taylor Swift’s wedding dress. Ear infections. Party planning. Ted Lasso. And somewhere in the middle of all of that, we remember we were actually supposed to be talking about memory. This episode is a pretty perfect demonstration of the problem we’re trying to solve: why can we remember the lyrics to a
S2 Ep21 How Did Adulthood Become a Logistics Department? (opens the original)
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Apparently adulthood is just one giant operations department and nobody bothered to tell us there would be this much fucking logistics. Kelly is back after a 40-hour cross-country drive, hauling her daughter's life from California to Canada while her husband somehow managed to drive across the U.S. twice. Christy has returned from a "vacation" with the kids in Florida and is now running on approximately three minutes of sleep while everyone panics about back-to-school. We catch up on the chaos o
S2 Ep 20: If We Won the Lottery We Would Be Absolutely Insufferable (opens the original)
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What would happen if two slightly unhinged Gen X women suddenly had unlimited money? Spoiler alert: We'd become completely unbearable... and we'd love every second of it. In this episode, Kelly and Christy dive headfirst into the fantasy of "stupid rich" life. Not regular rich. We're talking private jet, glam squad, house manager, personal chef, yacht, sports suites, custom pajamas, and someone whose full-time job is making sure your Diet Coke magically appears exactly when you want it. From deb
S2 EP19: Things That Never Bothered Me at 25... But Make Me Absolutely Unhinged Now (opens the original)
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Why does everything suddenly feel so much more annoying after 40? This week, Kelly and Christy compare notes on the everyday things that now send them into full-blown unhinged mode. From speakerphone conversations, airport behavior, tiny hotel pillows and terrible restaurant experiences to parenting, perimenopause and the mysterious aches that appear overnight, nothing escapes the list. It's funny, honest, wildly relatable, and proof that getting older doesn't necessarily make you calmer... it j
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