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Former footballer turned presenter Cecil Jee dives head-first into the madness of the beautiful game. From wild Fantasy XI debates (yes, we’re asking which safari animal makes the best right-back) to Rant of the Week meltdowns, this isn’t your average football chat.
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Custard Creams, Carrick and Cats! (opens the original)
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Cecil and Kim look back on the weekend's action as Arsenal beat Chelsea in a London Derby. The lads discuss Gabriel's controversial kick to the head of Chelsea Goalkeeper, Emi Martinez and discuss whether Michael Carrick is really the right man to lead Manchester United back to the promised land. They then spent frankly far too long discussing the best biscuits on their "dunkability" and debated which animals it would be best to be reincarnated as, before finishing the show with another set of p
Tales of the Transfer Window (opens the original)
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Cecil and Kim discuss the transfer window so far and debate whether Enzo Fernandez is the right man for Man City. Cecil discusses Arsenal's lack of signings up front and whether that will come back to bite them. The lads then look back at this week's predictions and it looks like Cecil could be taking an unbeatable lead!
The Premier League is back! (opens the original)
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Cecil and Kim look back on an action packed weekend of Premier League action. Has Cecil already changed his mind on who will win the league, and how are Spurs still this bad? Cecil is very impressed with Arsenal's first performance of the season, and is already backtracking on his opinion that they won't win the league. The lads both look at what went wrong for Spurs and Manchester United, asking whether they will ever be good again. The lads both then take aim at social media and the rage-baiti
CITY HUMBLED BY ARSENAL (opens the original)
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Cecil was in full voice this morning and he compounded Kim’s misery by gloating after Arsenal’s 3-0 win against Man City in the Community Shield. The lads discuss the game and what it means going ahead for the season. Kim tries to stay out of crisis mode and keep positive despite the dreadful performance yesterday as Cecil still has a very surprising prediction for who will top the Premier League table, Kim is less than sure! They then both look ahead to the season and debate who will be the big
CITY WILL WIN THE LEAGUE! (opens the original)
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Cecil is back from Kenya and joins Kim as they look ahead to a new Premier League season just round the corner. Cecil starts the show with a plea of defence over a video of his that has gone viral in the last few days - demanding that a Bruno announcement video which now has 13M views, wasn’t actually made for Vini Jr as everyone in the comments claimed. Cecil is also forced to part ways with his hard earned cash after losing a bet with Kim, and then makes a huge claim about where the title will
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