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Indexed issues, last 90 days
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Latest publication
Sep 17, 2026
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Jul 3, 2026

Latest issues

  1. Issue · Sep 17, 2026

    Bass Persuades (single) is a Katy Perry song (opens the original)

    Excerpt · Critical tone

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    <img alt="Miley heads to a leather bar for new tune 'Bass Persuades'" class="sizing-normal" height="436" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!pp1T!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fim

  2. Issue · Sep 4, 2026

    Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, a review (opens the original)

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    <img alt="Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma' review : NPR" class="sizing-normal" height="733" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!s6iN!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2

  3. Issue · Aug 28, 2026

    How do you win Love Island? (opens the original)

    Excerpt · Neutral tone

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    <img alt="Image" class="sizing-normal" height="675" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Oy6g!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F872e015b-594c-4bb9-9fba-749d516705f5_1200x67

  4. Issue · Aug 7, 2026

    The pearl ring in The Invite (2026) (opens the original)

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    <img alt="The Invite | Movie session times & tickets in Australian cinemas | Flicks" class="sizing-normal" height="720" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!qYBF!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazon

  5. Issue · Jul 31, 2026

    A*POP, a review (opens the original)

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    <img alt="Tyla, A*POP New Music, Songs, & Albums, 2026" class="sizing-normal" height="630" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!8LiO!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6

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