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Forthright articles, poetry, and objectively-biased editorials by Oxford comma, adverb, and First Amendment proponent G.A. "Condor" Cuddy.
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Scene 24 (opens the original)
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The One-Night Stand Hall of Shame (opens the original)
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Despite decades of debilitating insecurities only recently overcome during this lengthy stretch of soul-searching and self-awareness, my body count is still obnoxiously high. I have a comprehensive list, of course, though much of the nomenclature used as memory devices (because I can’t remember a lot of the actual names) is a bit, well, embarrassing and insanely specific (ex. blonde who went to Berkeley that I met after drinking and gambling in the Cal Neva Lodge at Lake Tahoe during the summer
The One-Night Stand Hall of Fame (opens the original)
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As an honest prologue, we must acknowledge the following brief synopses in terms of romances and hook-ups:Grades 6-8: Fairly prolific despite a parent being in federal prison.First day of high school through winter break of senior year: Awful, or whatever is considered worse than awful. Sad. Embarrassing. Pathetic. Loser.December of senior year in high school until now: Rather prolific even by the most conservative of estimates/standards. Still going strong, too.And let the record show t
Turns Out Jews and Muslims Actually Can’t Get Along (opens the original)
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Practical Questions About An Afterlife (opens the original)
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