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under 30 min first impressions recorded in our car immediately after every movie we see for the first time
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- Jul 26, 2026
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Movie Theater Screening - Project Hail Mary (2026) (opens the original)
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Catching up on the last few months of blockbusters, here's our discussion on one of this year's crowd-pleasing favorites. Join us as we dissect Rocky's language, Ryan Gosling's continuing reign as one of our favorite actors, and the appeal of slutty little glasses. Project Hail Mary is now streaming on Amazon Prime and MGM+. Follow us on Instagram @ unprocessed.movie.podcast Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Christopher Miller writ. Drew Goddard starring Ryan Gosling, James Ortiz, San
Movie Theater Screening - Crime 101 (2026) (opens the original)
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Place your bets on Hulk vs. Thor in this underappreciated jewel-heist thriller we watched in another last-minute, late-night showing at our neighborhood multiplex. We discuss the stacked cast, the slick and shimmery LA photography, the Michael Mann influence, and whether or not some of the classic cop-and-robber tropes still work in 2026. Crime 101 is now streaming on Amazon Prime or VOD from multiple services. Follow us on Instagram @ unprocessed.movie.podcast Crime 101 (2026) dir. Bart Lay
Movie Theater Screening - The Bride! (2026) (opens the original)
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We're throwing a bridal shower for one of the year's most divisive and fascinating films. Do you think it's a misunderstood masterpiece or merely a monstrosity? Speak now or forever hold your peace. We share our (possibly surprising) thoughts, and also discuss the reactionary bias against female directors and stylized filmmaking, the weird legacy of Mary Shelley adaptations, and why a mouthful of seafood is more horrifying than any amount of splattered gore. The Bride! is now streaming on HBO. F
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