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My Dog is Dead (opens the original)
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Thank a Reply Guy (opens the original)
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Today I’m removing the stigma from Reply Guys. But what is a Reply Guy?The first documented case was the Applebee’s Reply Guy in 2012: an enthusiastic fellow on a mission to make sure that you were eatin’ good in the neighborhood. People loved this guy and with good reason.<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Jo0o!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0fa48382-cd96-4118
I Was The Hung Juryman at the Lindsay Clancy Trial (opens the original)
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Is Joining a Black Ops Cell the Key to Male Suicide Prevention? (opens the original)
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did it. He wrote the spiritual sequel to Fight Club while overcoming the GenX ennui that plagued its message.<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="788.6682808716707" src="https://
Call me Ishmael (opens the original)
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Text within this block will maintain its original spacing when publishedCall me Ishmael Call a Fish Whale Calm me, calm seas comme ça, Comme ci Call me: on the line Call me-any-any-time Call me baby Call me maybe Column A and Column B Call em, see em verily Don’t call em to be ironic Or call Corinthian ionic Our Colony is feeling free Raise your foghorn to the sea Call on me: probably Call on me: inevitably … <a href=
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