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On Ligma: A Guide to Elite Ball Knowledge (opens the original)
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To truly become a ball knower it must be one’s imperative to become intimately acquainted with one’s own balls—lest he find himself a hypocrite. In the pursuit of ball knowledge the knower should never talk out his ass but instead spew time tested wisdom from his self taught testicular tutelage. Before we go balls beep, Let uncle D briefly whip out his credentials, proving first and foremost not only his boundless wisdom concerning the knowledge of ball, but his embodied lived experience concern
modern memes made gods (opens the original)
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Preface: The moniker of “god” is often moralized, elevated, and treated with the protections of taboo. I am a dog. That’s god backwards. As we progress forwards it will become increasingly apparent that I am, in fact, backwards. Which makes me god. With such authority I shall inform you thusly: it is a deception of the monotheist that the gods are just, assuredly I say unto you—they are just gods. When reading this, take off your shoes, you are on unholy ground and a great number of gods have fo
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