HeyJaredUncanny Valley Girl's Guide to Empire
Life as an Arab-German-American third culture kid in the throes of whatever it is this world is becoming. These are notes from the underbelly, more impressionistic than journalism. Lately it's been a lot about both personal and collective grief.
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Let’s go, get lost, enough, thank you (opens the original)
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The Unlearning (opens the original)
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Bodies of Water (opens the original)
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farms in faraway places (opens the original)
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Points of Dark Interest (opens the original)
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