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JESUS, UFOS, AND THE GOSPELS THEY DIDN'T WANT YOU TO READ (opens the original)
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The Council of Nicaea didn't pick the books of the Bible — that's a myth. What actually happened was messier, took a hundred years, and left behind gospels that flip the entire story (Judas as the hero, Mary Magdalene as a leading disciple). Then we go full ancient astronaut theory on Ezekiel's wheel, Elijah's chariot of fire, and the Watchers — including the NASA engineer who tried to debunk it and changed his mind instead. 🔥 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/ufonopodcast 💬 Discord: https://di
Before Roswell: The Colonel and the Devil of London (opens the original)
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Before Roswell, there was Spring Heeled Jack — a fire-breathing, fence-jumping figure that terrorized London for seventy years and survived point-blank gunfire. And before that, an 1896 California case that might be the first alien abduction story ever printed, tangled up in the Great Airship Wave that swept the whole country. Two cases, decades apart, both older than the modern UFO era — and neither one was ever explained. 🔥 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/ufonopodcast 💬 Discord: https://dis
The Twinsburg Recall (opens the original)
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A kid sees a UFO in 1966 Ohio. Twenty-one years later he's got fifteen scars he can't explain and he's reading minds. We break down the Patrick MacKondy contactee case — Wright-Patterson AFB, telepathic dogs, prophetic dreams, and a "gifted abductee" pattern straight out of John Mack's research — and run every rung of the rule-out ladder before we even whisper the word "alien." 🔥 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/ufonopodcast 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/PQyaJzkt4Y 🛍️ Merch: https://ufono.dash
The Night the Lights Went Out on the Northeast (opens the original)
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5:16 PM, November 9, 1965. Thirty million people. Eighty thousand square miles. Lights just... gone. Like someone hit the breaker on half the East Coast. I want to start with what actually broke, because that part's genuinely not in dispute — and then I'm gonna show you why "it was just a relay" only answers half of what everyone thinks it answers.Thanks to the TIN FOIL MULISHA Exclusive episodes on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/ufonopodcast Join the Tin Foil Mulisha Discord: https://discor
4th Of July Special: MK Ultra & Mexican Batman (opens the original)
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MK Ultra is back in the news and congress is a buzz!! Big lip Luna says she's uncovered new evidence and is going to expose it. PLUS...a masked Mexican "Batman" vigilante? Yup...what a crazy time to be alive!! Happy 250th America!!! Thanks to the TIN FOIL MULISHA Exclusive episodes on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/ufonopodcast Join the Tin Foil Mulisha Discord: https://discord.gg/PQyaJzkt4Y Paypal Donation https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/Y6WRSW9F2JBSC Stripe Donation https://buy.strip
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