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Two mates talking NRL, NFL, and horse racing.Why? Because we love it — and we love taking the piss out of each other.This is the Two Sh*t Blokes Podcast — unfiltered, unscripted, and unapologetically average.Real opinions. No polish.

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  1. Episode · Sep 29, 2026

    Season 2 Episode 35: Cleary Broken Leg Controversy & Grand Final Preview (opens the original)

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    Welcome back to the podcast! This week we dive straight into the massive fallout from the preliminary finals, the huge controversy surrounding Phoenix Crossland’s hip drop tackle that broke Nathan Cleary’s leg, and preview the upcoming NRL Grand Final between the Sydney Roosters and Newcastle Knights.Plus, we recap our Matt Elliott interview, dissect Latrell and Cody Walker’s contract situations, review our shockingly bad pre-season predictions, and hear another wild instalment of "What Did Craz

  2. Episode · Sep 22, 2026

    NRL Coach Matt Elliott: Coaching Chaos, Player Mindset & NRL Secrets (opens the original)

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    In this exclusive interview, former NRL head coach Matt Elliott sits down with Two Sh*t Blokes to pull back the curtain on top-flight rugby league.From coaching the Canberra Raiders, Penrith Panthers, and New Zealand Warriors to dealing with boardrooms, player mindset, and the high-stakes pressure of professional coaching, Matt shares unfiltered stories and unique insights from across his career.In this episode, we cover: • Life inside the NRL coaching box and managing game-day pressure• Tactica

  3. Episode · Sep 21, 2026

    Season 2 Episode 34: The Bunker Scandal & Preliminary Final Wars (opens the original)

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    We’re down to the final four. This week on Two Shit Blokes we review the Roosters’ massive 46–10 win over the Sharks and Newcastle’s 12–10 win over the Warriors before turning our attention to the Preliminary Finals. Dolphins v Roosters Panthers v Knights Four teams left. Two spots in the Grand Final. Who can win it — and who CAN’T WIN? We also name our NRL Team of the Year, including our picks across the key positions and our Coach of the Year. Then we continue our end-of-season reviews. This w

  4. Episode · Sep 14, 2026

    Season 2 Episode 33: NRL Finals Week 2: Upset Warnings & Brutal Realities (opens the original)

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    BRUTAL REALITY — Finals footy leaves nowhere to hide. Finals Round 1 is done and four teams are left fighting for survival. This week on Two Shit Blokes, we break down what happened in the opening week of the finals and preview the two massive games ahead: 🏉 Roosters v Sharks 🏉 Warriors v Knights We also take a look at the next four teams whose seasons are over — Sea Eagles, Storm, Raiders and Bulldogs — what went wrong, what went right and what needs to change heading into 2027. Plus, Rocket Ro

  5. Episode · Sep 9, 2026

    Season 2 Episode 32: THE PNG TAX FREE RAID (opens the original)

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    Welcome back to another massive episode of the Two Sh*t Blokes Podcast!This week, we dive into the fallout from the PNG expansion bids and tax-free contracts, the $57M Super League bailout led by Peter V'landys, and Benji Marshall’s cleanout at the Tigers. Plus, we break down what went wrong for the NRL’s bottom five teams, preview every Week 1 Finals matchup with our best bets/multis, and discuss a potential podcast name change.Timestamps / Chapters:00:00 – Jai Arrow & Souths Emotional Tribute0

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