HeyJaredTwo Dumb Bitches
Lucy and Cinna are just two dumb bitches figuring shit out. Figure it out with us!
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Ep 40 - Artificial Intelligence MY ASS (opens the original)
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Are we allowed to use AI or not???? Cuz honestly, y'all are giving us whiplash. Do we like AI? Not really. Is it helpful sometimes? ya. Is it unavoidable these days? Pretty much. But why are we getting mad at the little guys instead of the Richie Riches (who can afford to do better) for using it. Maybe the AI robots are going to yeet us one day. Only time will tell. Guess we didn't learn anything from The Terminator (lol).
Ep 39 - Now That We're Menopausal Part 2 - The Hot Flash (opens the original)
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Welcome to part 2 (sort of). Today, we’re ranting about sprained ankles, pain killers, and women’s vs men’s medicine. Throw in a couple Spongebob references and the moral of the story is MEN - PLEASE HELP US. WE NEED YOU. Also, clean your buttholes. You aren’t Edward Scissorhands.
Ep 38 - Bigfoot & Faeries & Bowser - Oh My! (opens the original)
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Come with us on a magical journey into the land of psychedelic mushrooms, pick-me princesses, and of course Bowser Daddy. This is a trip you'll never forget. You might want to, but you won't be able to.
Ep 37 - Rocket Maaaan (and a LOT of Morbid Thoughts) (opens the original)
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For some reason we're discussing death a lot today and it ALL leads back to Elon launching shit into space. BECAUSE WHY???? Anyways... Tonight a rocket ship is going to hit the moon at over 5,000mph. NBD. Why is nobody talking about it?? How will this impact us wee little humans as a planet, as a society, and more importantly - ASTROLOGICALLY?? Only time will tell. See you guys in the next quantum leap/timeline.
Ep 36 - Now That We're MENopausal? (opens the original)
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Today we talk all things MEN - including MENopause! We discuss hormone patches, the weird connection between your hormones and your sense of smell and of course ACTUAL men. We love men. Except when they WON'T STOP FARTING ON US. Just kidding. We still love them then too...We think? We want men to know actually how precious we think they are and that we love them for far more than just a paycheck or the things they can do for us. But seriously. PLEASE STOP the farting. We beg of you.
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