HeyJaredTwo Cents: We See Scary Movies
A horror podcast with a twist—every month, we tackle a new theme! From summer slashers to haunted houses, creepy kids to killer dolls, we dive deep into the frights, tropes, and absurdities of horror.
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Let Me In (2010) | Vampire Love, Bullies & One Very Questionable Relationship (opens the original)
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Owen is lonely, bullied, ignored at home, and desperate for someone who actually understands him. Then Abby moves in next door. She’s his age. She only comes out at night. She walks barefoot through the snow. She can solve a Rubik’s Cube suspiciously fast. And there’s the small matter of her needing human blood to survive. This week on Two Cents We See Scary Movies, Talon and Christopher wrap up Who’s Kids Are These?! Month with Let Me In, Matt Reeves’ 2010 vampire horror film starring Kodi Smit
There’s Something Wrong with the Children (2023) | Creepy Kids, Bug People & a Glowing Pit (opens the original)
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Something is definitely wrong with the children. For our Who’s Kids Are These?! theme, Talon and Christopher take on There’s Something Wrong with the Children, the 2023 Blumhouse supernatural horror film directed by Roxanne Benjamin and starring Alisha Wainwright, Zach Gilford, Amanda Crew, and Carlos Santos. A weekend getaway between longtime friends takes a seriously disturbing turn after two children disappear into the woods overnight and return behaving very differently. Ben becomes convince
Deadly Friend | Robot Grief, Bad Science, and One Very Angry Basketball (opens the original)
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This week on Two Cents We See Scary Movies, we wrap up our Wired to Kill theme with Deadly Friend, Wes Craven’s 1986 sci-fi horror movie about a teenage genius, his homemade robot BB, the girl next door, and one of the worst grief decisions ever committed to film. Paul Conway may be smart enough to build a robot, study artificial intelligence, and somehow get his own university lab before he can legally rent a car, but common sense is not exactly leading the team here. After BB is destroyed and
Chopping Mall (1986) | Killer Robots, Furniture-Store Foreplay & Absolutely No Shopping (opens the original)
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Welcome to Park Plaza Mall, where the security robots are fully armed, extremely polite, and absolutely terrible at de-escalation. This week, Talon and Christopher kick off Wired to Kill with Chopping Mall, the 1986 horror-comedy featuring an after-hours party, three malfunctioning robots, questionable survival decisions, and remarkably little chopping. Thank you. Have a nice day. Next up is Wes Craven’s Deadly Friend. Get ready with the Collector’s Edition Blu-ray from Gruv: https://gruv.com/pr
Children of the Corn (1984) | Dead-Eyed Kids, Golf Bags & the Maiziah (opens the original)
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Welcome to Gatlin, Nebraska: population children, occupation murder, religion complicated. This week on Two Cents We See Scary Movies, Talon and Christopher revisit Children of the Corn, the 1984 horror classic based on Stephen King’s short story. When Burt and Vicky accidentally stumble into a seemingly abandoned farming town, they discover that Gatlin’s children have formed a deadly religious cult led by the unnervingly intense Isaac and his power-hungry enforcer, Malachai. We break down poiso
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