HeyJaredTurtleneck Season
Unsolicited opinions, essays, and meanderings through the zeitgeist
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My daughter's birthday is all about me but she can never know that (opens the original)
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A few days before my daughter’s third birthday, I woke up with menstrual cramps, the kind that wrap around the lower back and yield to the sensation of mild indigestion. Missing the heating pad that lives curled up next to my bed at home 350 miles away, I rolled over into the fetal position and was brought back to the cramps that came and went in the weeks leading up to my daughter’s birth, teasing me with the prospect of an imminent arrival. But the cramps—not Braxton-Hicks, but real, mini-cont
Brain Rest (opens the original)
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“The full moon of June 29 was in Capricorn and lit your third house of short travel, so over the days from June 29 to July 4, you may have chosen to take a business or personal trip to a nearby setting. You may even find a way to take an extra day to unwind and relax.” - Susan Miller, Astrology Zone, “Scorpio Horosco
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