HeyJaredTurning Out
How to build a personality out of pop culture. The latest emotions from film and music writer Eric Webb.
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And the winners of my fake film awards are ... (opens the original)
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Last week, we sank our teeth into the vampiric world of “Primetime,” which I caught at Fantastic Fest. Obviously, I squeezed way more juice outta my badge. But a run-of-the-mill critic’s notebook—who cares. What if we give out awards to my favorite films of the 2026 fest? Fake awards. In made-up categories. With no other nominees in the running.PricewaterhouseCoopers did not certify these results. I can text to ask, thoug
The vampire world of ‘Primetime’ (opens the original)
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“Primetime” has so much to offer as a moviegoing experience:A lasagna of cultural predation! An ouroboros of vampirism! A hypnotic and addling procession of lights and images! Skyler Gisondo’s FYC campaign kickoff! Director Lance Oppenheim presented a screening of his A24 biopic-ish thriller on Sunday at Fantastic Fest in Austin. They gave everyone in the audience puka shells, which aren’t exactly mid-2000s-era accurate, but I did wear them to slee
Peter Lorre is still catching strays (opens the original)
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What to do if the future also kinda sucks (opens the original)
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Phoebe Bridgers lyrics that prove she wants me dead (opens the original)
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