HeyJaredTurn-on Tonic
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Not popular anymore... (opens the original)
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Look, I’ve been trying to write this one for a while without sounding like an absolute douchebag.Because there’s no particularly non cringe and non embarrassing way to talk about the fact that you used to be popular and now you’re… not.Turn-on Tonic is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.<input class="email-inp
sorry to make it awkward, but I don't know who I am anymore. (opens the original)
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For the risk of looking unprofessional and like I simply cannot commit to something I said I was going to do, I’m quitting Turn-0n Tonic and changing my Substack back into a place where, as my heart has been aching for it, I can just bloody well write.This desire, to just write, supersedes all of the sensible parts of me, which are absolutely convinced that, right now, the best use of my incredibly limited work hours is to create something sellable.Let me say more. The hours I have to “work” cur
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