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Trespasser’s Guide to the Subtropics: Whimsical Thinking from a Real Floridian
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- Aug 20, 2026
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- Jul 10, 2026
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Sensory Seeking (opens the original)
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Text within this block will maintain its original spacing when published It set a precedent the night I cracked open between eclipses, the veil is thin and I'm breaching containment Jupiter in Leo expands everything he touches bone dry martinis, snow, a scripted stimulant a ledger, not a manifesto You're not all bad but I'm no angel you'll keep our secret for fear of optics while I'll keep tight-lipped for aesthetics I could say you hurt me but tongue lashings only lead to weak taps the type of
Portrait of a Shiny Baby Princess Savant in Love (opens the original)
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Text within this block will maintain its original spacing when publishedIn your version of the story the ends justify the cruelties for love’s fantasy Ever vigilant, I place my knowing to the side just my suspicious nature But I've been a fly in the paint of a gilded portrait of false fated romance before Again, I am a Blue-Black stain on the tapestry of your Girl meets Boy tableau the smudge through your hand drawn soul tie You’ve got your white knight now and I'm almost empathetic I know what
Classifieds (opens the original)
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Text within this block will maintain its original spacing when publishedI read in the classifieds about a “faithless but repentant” yearner But ritualistic contrarianism is dogma in and of itself Discernment and taste are fine offerings Still, I want to know what sets hearts on fire Agnostic desire as bursting possibility not stagnant denial <a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!BaOv!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progres
sargassum (opens the original)
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Text within this block will maintain its original spacing when publishedam I too old for great love? everyone I touch carries the stench of someone's expired passion more than any venereal virus with their flares passing fancy cum dry sticks to their souls and the sapphics are even fucking worse my rusty red orange stains bedsheets while her wet ocean spray soaks them "You're good at coming..." I won't pay myself an unearned compliment to make us both feel better<fig
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