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TOTAL MASSACRE is a science fiction and action movie podcast hosted by Rowan Kaiser, Kev Koeser, and Carli Velocci!
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- Aug 25, 2026
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No Other Choice (opens the original)
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Rowan and Kev get back in the swing of things by discussing a movie that doesn't fit any of our previous categorizations: No Other Choice. Rowan hadn't seen it and isn't fully on board, shockingly given her love of Park Chan-Wook, but Kev is all-in on the specialty paper train. We talk about an occasionally confusing plot, an occasionally hilarious and equally dark set of vignettes, and also wonder if maybe there are some slight problems with capitalism somewhere.
The Killer (opens the original)
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TOTAL MASSACRE is back after a long health hiatus! Rowan is joined by special guests Brian Smawley and Rob Zacny to discuss John Woo's hit THE KILLER, recently rereleased in 4K. Rob is here to talk about John Woo as a romantic moralist. Brian wants to talk about how it's a secret Three Kingdoms movie. And Rowan is mostly here to make jokes about how Chow Yun-Fat is the worst Hitman player of all time.
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