Tom Eremondi

1. Issue · Sep 3, 2026

   Chiadversity (opens the original)

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   There’s an invasion happening at our house. Chia seeds are everywhere. It’s a chiattack!How did it all start? Well, you see, some people in my house prefer a particular variety of bagels called something like Every Grain And Every Seed You Can Imagine Stuck Loosely On Top. Although I will eat this Everything In The Whole Wide World bagel, I prefer the simpler and much less-decorated whole wheat variety.What gets me is the mess that the Scintillion Seed bagels make. When cutting, toasting or munc

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2. Issue · Aug 19, 2026

   The Grass is Never Greener on My Side (opens the original)

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   Note: I have mentioned these sentiments elsewhere on social media but thought I would expand and re-present them for the benefit of my Substack subscribers. All 19 of you. You’re welcome.I returned home from a recent vacation to find my back lawn, two weeks after its last cutting, browning in the hot August sun. Many of you would be chagrinned to see your turf in this state but I take great joy at the end of lawn-mowing season. I take even greater joy when the end of the season arrives early.The

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