HeyJaredTo All the Men I’ve Swiped Before
Tales and terrors, hilarity and hijinks in the world of online dating from the perspective of a single mother looking for love. I recount the stories with heart, engage my listeners with thought-provoking questions, and impart the lessons I’ve learned the hard way!
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Grass-N-Ass (opens the original)
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He was gorgeous, charming, professional, and somehow even better-looking the second time around. Then came a Fourth of July pool date, a little weed, some sushi, and one spectacularly bad decision. Meet Grass-N-Ass, a Dating Pokédex entry featuring Cannabis Chaos, Biscuit Bite, Sushi Seduction, and the bizarre date that helped inspire this entire podcast. 🌿🍣💥
Mr. Shellshock (opens the original)
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Great chemistry. Great first date. Turtle races. What could possibly go wrong? Meet Mr. Shellshock, a charming new Dating Pokédex entry whose second date comes with a plot twist SwipedOut absolutely did not see coming. 🐢💥
Muscle Cub (opens the original)
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Muscles? Impressive. Kisses? Dangerous. Full disclosure? Apparently optional. Muscle Cub is what happens when attraction shows up fully loaded and the facts arrive on a delay. 💪🫖
Mr. Deja Screw (opens the original)
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Fourteen years. Five-star chemistry. Countless respawns. Mr. Déjà Screw keeps changing form, but somehow never quite leaves the Pokédex. Add Clemson football, lucky underwear, and one very guilty mind, and... well. Go Tigers. 🐅💜
Boyfriend Material (opens the original)
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Boyfriend Material had the green flags, the thoughtful gestures, and all the makings of something real. There was just one problem: I didn’t love him. Sometimes a good man still isn’t your man... and sometimes he figures things out about five months too late.
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