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Time Ram, a Doctor Who podcast which randomly selects a mismatched Doctor and story from 59 years of the show and attempts to ram them together.Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but if you've ever wondered how 'Mummy on the Orient Express' would have looked in the…
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Time Ram 122: The Star Bungle (opens the original)
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It's a landmark episode for Time Ram, as we take the Fourteenth Doctor David Tennant's 'The Star Beast' and reinvent it for (checks notes) the First Doctor William Hartnell. And since it's a first story, that makes it THE first story. Who is the mysterious old man watching unearthly teenager Susan Foreman? Is he in league with the crab-like creatures hunting Susan's fluffy new pet? You probably know the answer if you've been paying attention for the last 63 years.
Time Ram 121: Tiger-Knife-Hog (opens the original)
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Time Ram faces the ultimate dilemma: Hinchcliffe or Williams? Find out what happens when we take the sixth Doctor story 'Vengeance on Varos' and place it in the era of fourth Doctor Tom Baker! Along the way we take in George and Mildred, Betamax and looking like... erm... rude parts. But that's how we roll! Bigger than Jarvis.
Time Ram 120: The Billion Tears of a Time Lord (opens the original)
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Clip! Clop! Clip! Clop! Watch out for that ghostly equine figure behind you as we take the Capaldi classic 'Heaven Sent' and reimagine it with Ncuti Gatwa. Get the tissues ready (no, not for that) as we have emotional reunions with Susan, Inspector Macra and a certain horse. Hmm, it feels like we've been here before...
Time Ram 119: Cockroach Xylophone (opens the original)
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Time Ram has a hard day's night as we take 'The Devil's Chord' and harmonise it with the fifth Doctor, Peter Davison. Starring Tegan 'Ticket to Ride' Jovanka, drug-peddler Nyssa of Traken, and 'Magic' Adric (aw bless). Oh yeah, and the Beatles. Come together! Guest-starring Jon Arnold.
Time Ram 118: The Island of Dr Morris (opens the original)
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Gween! The colour for this episode is gween! Join Time Ram in an expedition into the steaming jungles of Central London, as we take Peter Capaldi's 'In the Forest of the Night' and reimagine it with the Second Doctor. Who is Johnny Morris, and does he mean the Doctor and his friends any harm? What does a tiger do when no-one is looking? And why does this story make Baz so very angry?
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