HeyJaredthxh8dit
A Comedy podcast between 3 friends talking about anything and everything.
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Vodka Doesnt Smell Like Anything, or at Least It Shouldnt - h8dit 54 (opens the original)
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Justin and Amber are back from an epic, 2,748-mile road trip across six states, and they’ve got plenty of wild stories to tell. From late-night creepiness at an abandoned train station to vendor show disasters, Episode 54 covers the hilarious high points and rain-soaked lows of life on the road. In this episode: The 2,700-Mile Road Trip: Justin and Amber break down their multi-state journey, including 3 AM drag marks at a desolate train station and the ultimate road trip survival lessons. Vendor
That Thing Looks Like A Butter Knife - h8dit 53 (opens the original)
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Special guest Lucas is back for part two of an incredible, hilarious, and deeply honest conversation. The crew transitions from real talk about life and recovery straight into unhinged comedy, bizarre product ideas, and upcoming vendor road trips. In this episode: Unusual Scents: Justin pitches his idea for a grim "Jeffrey Dahmer’s Apartment" horror candle, leading Amber and Lucas to debate what that exact "flavor" of scent would actually entail. The Titanic Board Game: Justin unearths a real, b
Burnt Rubber, Asphalt, and a Touch of Gasoline - h8dit 52 (opens the original)
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Special guest Lucas joins the crew for an unforgettable episode that moves seamlessly between raw vulnerability and pure hilarity. Just two months after surviving a near-fatal motorcycle accident, Lucas sits down with us to share the story of his incredible recovery, the mental battles that came with it, and the perspective he’s gained. Despite the intense subject matter—from hospital room revelations to the life-saving helmet—this episode is packed with genuine laughter, joke-cracking, and the
He Hasn't Said Anything, He's Typed It - h8dit 51 (opens the original)
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Episode 51 takes a deep dive into "Internet Archaeology" as Justin and Amber dig up 10 years of Ryan's old Facebook posts, from Lady Gaga Super Bowl takes and Stephen Hawking tributes to absurd Florida Man headlines and vegan cannibal articles. In this episode: Internet Archaeology: The crew unearths and roasts Ryan's social media archive from 2016 onward. Legal Stream Debates: Why high-profile court cases, trial livestreams, and jury privacy are back in the news. Life Updates: Amber's new car s
Smooth Tree: No Bark, All Bite - h8dit 50 (opens the original)
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The crew hits the big milestone—50 episodes! To celebrate, they draft their ultimate "Time Traveler Podium" picks, sharing the exact modern horrors, internet trends, and historical absurdities guaranteed to make any visitor from the past run straight back to their time machine. In this episode: The Time Traveler Draft: From TikTok NPC trends and Boston Dynamics robot dogs to government overreach and massive cruise ships, the group ranks what would scare off a time traveler the fastest. The Offic
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