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Three Gray Pubes is a darkly funny, wildly honest podcast about identity, aging, orifices, estrogen, rage, and ALL of the thoughts you’re not supposed to say out loud—but absolutely SHOULD.
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- 17
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- Sep 23, 2026
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- Jul 7, 2026
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Michelle Tractenberg Lives! (opens the original)
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Will the REAL Michelle Tractenberg please stand up? Don't call it a comeback but our Mishka episode is finally here! Jen's going on estrogen, Ari's chia pet hair debacle, Pinocchio penis tattoos and an Osama bin Laden "birthday present." oxo, 3GP
Mistrials, Menstruation, Race and the Rogue Jurror (opens the original)
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Ari has a menstrual emergency on the holiest day of the Jewish new year....was there blood on the Bima? Maybe… and there was certainly blood all over her slenderizing Playtex shapewear. Did it all come out in the wash? You’ll have to tune in to find out. Then, Jen recounts her humiliation with an epic fail delivering Fred Skinz s drug laced gift bag. Think Jen would be a 5 star door dasher? Think again! Lastly, we continue to love/hate on poor Patrick Clancy while exploring the allegations of ju
Patrick Clancy and Practical Magic 2 (opens the original)
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In our Mishka makeup episode.... we dive into Pat Clancy's yelp reviews and discover his sinister plan planting seeds of exoneration YEARS before the murders. As if that wasn't enough ....we recount Sandy Bullock's years as a HOSPICE NURSE to her dying boyfriend. Then, in a failed effort to compete with the pain of both Pat and Sandra we lamented our technical woes. :( Love y'al!l Don't shave em all! 3GP
Tight Melon Tushies, Dave Matthews Band Bridge Incident and The Bat Mouth Cave 🦇 (opens the original)
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Did we come up with the best alibi for our friend Meg?Yes….but it was at the cost of NOT giving you the much anticipated “King of Queens”episode. (If you have a premium Google Meet account, let us know?) Anywhooo-We rallied and chatted about how to find a good melon. ….(Spoiler alert it’s all about the Tush.) Next, we relived the epic Dave Matthew’s Band Chicago bridge incident, investigated a “Squidpocolypse” in Rhode Island, hid Civil War cannonballs in check on luggage and wrapped with a hear
Kama Sutra, Syncopy and Samonsite (opens the original)
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Did Ana Gastyer take Jen's Samonsonite luggage? Did this luggage contain Kama Sutra Dice? What is her favorite position? We may or may not answer all of these questions……but FOLLOW and listen to find out. XoX - 3 gp
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