HeyJaredThoughts on a Run
Avid runners and identical twins Hannah and Missy Mooney discuss the random thoughts that run through their heads when they're out running.
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Episode 134: Hippo crates (opens the original)
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It’s all hands on deck in taper town because Hannah gets a fright and Missy gets a cramp (twice). This week doesn’t suck but Hannah does say “wet cupping” far too many times (and it gives us the ick) as she gets into the long, the short, and the circle back of cupping therapy. Stick around while Missy takes the second star to the right and straight on till morning with some flight-full, fantastical, and fairydust fuelled chat all about the boy that won’t grow up. Tick tock beware the crocodile c
Episode 133: Woolen Snake (opens the original)
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Missy went pretty hundys, Hannah was much more sensible, but we’ll have quiche and everything will be fine. Wiggling, winding, squiggling, and squirming, Missy explores the super common yet infuriating experience of earworms. It’s a journey full of bangers! Hannah wraps, weaves, and slings some saucy, sumptuous, and tasselled talk on the long rapturous history of scarves. Fashion meets function, once, twice, thrice. Power walk, head down, swing those arms and get this in your ear holes - we’re f
Episode 132: A wee blue turtle (opens the original)
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We’re not gigglers, but this week may get you hissing and hawing. Missy is calendar correct and Hannah has an eclipse of moths in her tum. After what seems like 100s and 1000s of incorrect guesses, Hannah serves up some tasty chit chat on the classic Kiwi Xmas gift that is the Griffins Sampler Biscuit Box. Fun fact, not all biscuits can live together (looking at you pongy peppermint). Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s a Charazard. That’s right folks, this is the Pokémon Go episode. Missy doe
Episode 131: Mundanuity (opens the original)
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Missy makes a big hoohah celebrating her 50th parkrun. You can run it, you can walk it, you can jog it. No one cares how fast you go and you’ll never be last! This week you get the origin story and evolution of UK Time Trials into the Parkrun events we know and love today. Hannah refuses to use her twin magic and is at the end of her rope, jump rope that is as she gives the double on skipping. As humans we like routine, and we like belonging. So, be like Jorothan, stop playing with the mat, join
Episode 130: The impression of cleanliness (opens the original)
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This week, it’s silly sausage energy and giggles out the gate, but “we’re not here for assumptions, we’re here for cold hard facts.” Twinning and winning as Hannah and Missy both guess one another's thoughts! (what are the odds?!?!, pretty high tbh). Hannah does a sheet job addressing the top-sheet or not-to-top-sheet debate, it’s tip top. Missy raises the bar as she sprints, bends, twists and lands some soaring pole vault chat. Change your sheets and plant, jam, and convert our energy in your e
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