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111: Cosmic Energy Report - Libra 2026 (opens the original)
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Libra Season Cosmic Energy Report | Sept 22 - Oct 22 2026Astrology and tarot from two grounded earth signs. Libra Season: Venus goes retrograde in Scorpio on October 3rd, Mercury moves into Scorpio for over two months, and Pluto finally stations direct. Nice isn't neutral this season, and the sky is going to prove it to you! Emily and Andrea check in after an emotional Virgo season and a heavy final Pisces eclipse, and remember Dolly Parton, a fellow Capricorn who chose generosity over hoarding
109: Cosmic Energy Report - Virgo 2026 (opens the original)
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*Corrected Virgo Season Cosmic Energy Report | July 22 - Aug 22 2026 Astrology and tarot from two grounded earth signs. Virgo Season: In 5 years I've never uploaded the wrong audio, until this episode! Originally published on August 22nd, the correct 2026 Virgo season is now ready for you to listen to! Emily and Andrea come out of a Leo season that certainly dragged a lot of drama out of unexpected places, and get into where that leaves us now that Virgo's get-your-house-in-order energy has arri
110: When Magic Stops Being a Theory (opens the original)
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When Magic Stops Being a Theory Somewhere between 38 and 50, most of us get hit by something we never saw coming. You feel like a stranger in your own life. You're crying in the grocery store parking lot and you don't know why. Everyone tells you to expect the truck that hits you in midlife. Nobody warns you about what comes through the hole it makes. This week I'm introducing a word I made up because we need it. midstery (MID-stuh-ree), noun. Midlife, mystery. A midstery is when magic stops bei
108: What's Me, Versus the Me I Think I'm Supposed to Be (opens the original)
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Ten years in business as a psychic medium and astrologer. Countless client conversations. And it always comes down to the same question. In this episode, Emily traces the invisible rulebook most of us are unknowingly living by... the self-doubt, the midlife unraveling that starts earlier than you'd think, and the words we've inherited that were rigged against women from their very roots. "Virtue," from the Latin vir, meaning man. This is also the episode marking a return. Ten years in, Emily is
107: Cosmic Energy Report - Leo 2026 (opens the original)
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Leo Season Cosmic Energy Report | July 22 - Aug 22 2026 Astrology and tarot from two grounded earth signs. Leo Season: Barbault's Basket, the rare planetary alignment astrologer André Barbault called a potential turning point for humanity plus the August 12th total solar eclipse, Jupiter vs. Pluto, and why this might be the boldest astrological window in decades. Emily and Andrea check in after a heavy, introspective season of wildfires, global unrest, and a Cancer Mercury retrograde and share a
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