HeyJaredTherapy Gecko
An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls.
- Indexed episodes, last 90 days
- 16
- Latest publication
- Aug 30, 2026
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- Jul 5, 2026
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“I’M A BURNT OUT JAZZ PLAYER” (opens the original)
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A caller becomes burnt out doing what they love and a final caller and I discuss drinking water. Is your dad going to the party? I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
“I’M A FAMOUS DUTCH VIKING" (opens the original)
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A caller is bored of his controversial online viking persona, a caller's unpaid overtime is ruining their life, and a final caller returns with an update about talking to a girl at work. Get in line. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . See omnystudio.com/liste
“I’M TERRIFIED OF POPCORN” (opens the original)
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A caller is terrified of popcorn, a caller longs to talk with their coworker more, and a final caller's mom believes the earth is flat. Try it. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
“JURY DUTY CHANGED MY LIFE” (opens the original)
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A caller learns profound insight from their experience on the jury of a murder case, a caller from Denmark engages in wild graduation behavior, and a final caller is frequently mistaken as gay. Ready your swords. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . See omnystu
“I MESS WITH PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE” (opens the original)
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A caller shares the dangers of flushing your toilet, a caller causes chaos on Facebook Marketplace, and a final caller considers living out of their car to pursue their dream. We are all 3 rats in a trench coat. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . See omnystud
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