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#268 - Tammy and the T-Rex (opens the original)
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This week, we take a bite out of 1994’s Tammy and the T-Rex , Paul Walker’s finest hour. This one’s confusing, but never not amusing. So grab your buddies balls with a firm grip, and let’s get right to it! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Rambunctious Rex gets randy with really ‘rousing Richards, rightfully ravages reprehensible rabble rousers, ruminates on reality, rampages and riots without raping, and reacts realistically to radical research while roaming romantically! Tammy wants the gablow gabloo! A whole
#267 - The Hot Chick (opens the original)
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This week, we get into 2002’s The Hot Chick , starring Rob Schneider. He’s afraid to pee his pretty pink little panties, but don’t worry, he’ll lead you to believe that they’re his girlfriend’s panties, because everybody pees in their girlfriend’s panties. We hear you can put your weed in there too. What a fucking tragedy of a movie, but we’d be lying if we didn’t laugh at a few things. Flabbergasting Freaky Friday flipperoo with former funny friend of fatally unfunny franchise, forgetting favor
#266 - Demolition Man (opens the original)
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This week, we revisit 1993’s Demolition Man , a movie that we did years ago, and are revisiting again for some reason. We’ve both seen this movie a hundred times, and will probably watch it a hundred more times, and the jury’s still out on whether this one is “bad” or not. Misunderstood satire? Youbetcha. Hunka Chunka with Sandra Bullock? Pass me the Baja Blast, and let’s get frisky, San Angeles style! He felt three shells down by the … nevermind! Terrible terrorist takes on tyrannical taco town
#265 - Alienator (opens the original)
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Blow it out your ass, goofball, because we’re getting into 1990’s Alienator! It’s Fred Olen Ray, so you get what you get, and don’t get upset! Let’s gooooo! Penal planet prisoner pounces on parole, perturbing preternatural Predator ‘personator, who pounces on party pack, petty police, and ‘pugnant poachers, punishing by preying, pounding, pummeling, and pacing the precinct, paying off as parody pastiche… probably! Penultimately punishing all parties! Kol’s crime collar! Rick, the Bud chugging as
#264 - Gleaming the Cube (opens the original)
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This week we get into 1989’s Gleaming the Cube . Christian Slater. Tony Hawk. Rodney Mullen pulling stunt duty. Pizza hut. Murder. Skating. Espionage? What the fuck is a cube gleam? There’s so much to talk about, so let’s get right on to it, shall we? Rambunctious rapscallions ripping the road with reckless rage, rampantly remediating ‘rruption and ripping like renegades while ramping for revenge! Pizza Hut chases in the Terminator tunnel! Major Asian vibes! Super hose water cuts! Christian Slat
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