HeyJaredThe Unauthorized Autobiography of David Schmoot
This is not the tidy, triumphant memoir of a hero overcoming adversity. This is the play-by-play of a human being stumbling forward in real time.No lessons. No morals.
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Chapter 14 - Degaul to Paris (opens the original)
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The ten dollar test that no recent parent would ever attempt. Song: Boum! by Charles Trenet https://open.spotify.com/track/4YbKfgDzCyoHJpiaTm1Mrt?si=486e1e259e5344ae
Chapter 13 - First Ride (opens the original)
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First taste of freedom. Song: https://open.spotify.com/track/6Io3mzv9H9U6ISdL9RXkx7?si=bf5b6cf2baaa4948
Chapter 12 - Christmas Morning 1986 (opens the original)
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Sucker punched by Santa. Song: Last Christmas by Whamhttps://open.spotify.com/track/2FRnf9qhLbvw8fu4IBXx78?si=43f296875f61404e
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