HeyJaredThe Turtle Club
Four (Three + in memoriam friend) pals with too much time on their hands have decided to pick movies to force the others to watch. 2 movies a month for 2026! Happy listening!
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- Aug 24, 2026
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- Jul 27, 2026
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S5Ep9 - Sorcerer (1977) (opens the original)
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The club discusses the forgotten 1977 classic SORCERER! Alan presents another edition of the burn report while Elle and Eli beg mercy for their friend from himself. The Good? We are at one of the last episodes of Alan recording from the backseat of a Honda Accord! The Bad? Alans audio has a pretty bad lag that gets the conversation tripped up from time-to-time. The Ugly? Alans fucked up burnt skin.
S5Ep8 - Rap World (2024) (opens the original)
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The hosts discuss the masterpiece that is Rap World... for about 10 minutes. They then reveal that they are, indeed, all former scumbags. Spoiler alert: They eventually admit they are proud of none of it. email TheTurtleClub69@gmail.com
S5Ep7 - Killswitch (2008) (opens the original)
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The gang is back at it, this time to review Steven Seagals baffling classic, Killswitch! They may not talk about the movie much but boy howdy, do they love talking about Steven Seagal. Songs From The Crystal Cave available wherever you stream music! Email us at TheTurtleClub69@gmail.com
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