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Newsletter · By Justin Myers · English · Paid tier available · Official site

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Sep 30, 2026
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  1. Issue · Sep 30, 2026

    The truth about dishwashers (opens the original)

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="971" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!8I1S!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F28042e5f-a712-492b-88e6-7b7df2b28620_1920x1280.h

  2. Issue · Sep 23, 2026

    The truth about visitor cafés (opens the original)

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="667" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!7o8j!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F18778954-8ba6-4c4a-a92d-1a1359ca8752_1000x667.hei

  3. Issue · Sep 17, 2026

    The truth about greige (opens the original)

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    <img alt="Bettina and Max stand in their all-white room in an episode of Absolutely Fabulous" class="sizing-normal" height="1112" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!dvdp!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3

  4. Issue · Sep 9, 2026

    The truth about ‘save for later’ (opens the original)

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    <img alt="A detail from a poster by William Nicholson featuring an illustration of the famous Yorich scene from Hamlet" class="sizing-normal" height="461" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!b-lz!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2

  5. Issue · Sep 3, 2026

    The truth about B&Q (opens the original)

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    <img alt="Some spanners and goodness knows what else on the shelves of a DIY store" class="sizing-normal" height="667" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!q9Tb!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.c

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