HeyJaredThe Town Cryer
Weekly comedic musings and poetry from a beautiful gay girl living in Brooklyn
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it’s getting fingered in a hoodie season (opens the original)
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Getting Fingered in a Hoodie launch party tonight tickets here <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="1884" src="https://
gay cheerleaders / girlfriend bingo (opens the original)
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hi everyone!!! it’s august and summer is almost over. feel old yet? i went to queer gymnastics this week (they dont call it gymnicestics..) and i am officially an old woman. i feel like the tin man who needs his oil can. my entire body hurts i am going to go to the bodega and ask for two bags of ice and a blue gatorade and do this: <a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!_ZYB!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-m
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