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Big UAP Review: Three Sightings from a Pilot Who Took Mr Beast's Money | Joseph Marshall (opens the original)
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Our aviation expert Joseph Marshall shares several firsthand sightings, including metallic objects, spherical lights, and a flickering diamond-shaped object witnessed alongside other pilots. Danny challenges these with explanations involving light, atmospheric effects, military exercises, advanced technology, and misinformation. The conversation also explores why UFOs shifted from a fringe topic to a mainstream issue after 2017, how congressional testimony and military reports changed the public
Britain’s Big Cat Mystery: Leopards, Wallabies, and Escapee Exotics (opens the original)
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A mea culpa about bad audio somehow becomes one of the most entertaining episodes yet. Danny and Sylvia open with a full mea culpa, then spiral into listener mail, where the real action starts: British trains that vanish and reappear on paper, AI features that keep making life worse, and the ongoing war between night owls and early birds. Then the episode veers into the surprisingly complex world of big cat sightings in the UK, and we all learn why a “panther” is not a species at all. Follow
2026 NFL Fantasy Preview + Offseason Arrests and Convictions (opens the original)
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It's a mix of excitement and fear, as another NFL fantasy season is upon us. Gear up for some questionable football analysis with a special focus on deep cuts, big off-season moves and even bigger off-season arrests and lawsuits! We apologize for any glitches in the audio and we will do again and do better in the mid-season review. Follow The Talking Ass on Spotify , Apple Podcasts
Delays, Derailments and Despair: Asking the Tough Questions About Trains (opens the original)
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Why do British trains fail in hot weather and what do engineers actually do about it? And why are those things so late all the bloody time? Here to finally answer all the tough questions – as well as some more fun ones – is Chris, our man on the inside. He has infiltrated the evil cabal that runs our shitty trains and has agreed to shed some light on the system. Is it actually any better in Switzerland? I mean, yes...duh! But why exactly? Follow The Talking Ass
Darvell Bruderhof: Cult or Idyllic Community? + Saba Island Corner (opens the original)
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Apparently there are Amish-style communities in Britain! Also, there is a city called The Bottom. These are unrelated factoids, but you need to learn about both of them in order to have lived a full life, so press those Internet buttons and learn something! Follow The Talking Ass on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , Amazon Music , You
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