HeyJaredThe Sass by Carolyn R. Parsons
Been there, done that, got the Substack. Warning, open with caution; contains politics
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- 11
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- Sep 20, 2026
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I'm alive but without a computer! (opens the original)
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Oh, Sassies,I tried, I really did, to write an article on my phone but oh my God, I can't do that. My eyes and my brain need a bigger screen so while I've managed to draft a few things, there's no way I could create an entire article on my phone. The problem is that the cord that charges my computer died. So my computer died. And living in a very rural place. I will not be able to get a cord until Tuesday…in the town with the other house and I have to travel there and won't be back until Wednesd
The Dozy, the dapper and the daring! (opens the original)
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Lord Vomit Splatter, aka, he who shall be renamed! (opens the original)
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It’s Lake Fucking Ontario, asshole! (opens the original)
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Mark Carney is Canadian Mad! Sacre Bleu, tabernac and sucre too! (opens the original)
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