HeyJaredThe Sam Report
This is a newsletter about the quiet, unspoken milestones of adulthood — parenting, identity, and becoming yourself in real time.
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WTF IS FOR DINNER? (opens the original)
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School is back. Motherfucking YAY! I’ve got a school-aged kid now, and oh how summer breaks be hittin’ different. The word “break” is a performative word that doesn’t actually apply to the parents. You have a rambunctious, limit testing, sugar fiend, with lots of newly found time on their hands, and no naps to give you even a second to breathe. I j… Read more
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