HeyJaredThe Rubesletter by Matt Ruby 💎
Topics: Comedy, tech, art, mindfulness, etc. 🧘 Influences: George Carlin, Leonard Cohen, Fran Lebowitz, Alan Watts 🧠 Work: Comedian/writer ✍️ Politics: Anti-crazy 📚 Gen: X 🤘 Approval Matrix: highbrow despicable 🕵 Milk: Almond orig unsweetened 🥛
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Notes From the AI Apocalypse (opens the original)
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Why tech bros give women the ick (opens the original)
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"Tech bros, your balls are like data centers. We don't want them anywhere near us."WIRED: Why No One Wants to Date Tech BrosOnce seen as nerdy but harmless innovators, men in tech are now widely regarded as red-pilled Elon Musk wannabes. It’s made getting laid a whole lot harder.<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!EUSJ!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsub
Sexecutive to Antizionist (opens the original)
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Sydney Sweeney heard all the complaints about her last ad and decided to double DD-own. 🥁<img alt="Video The backlash against Sydney Sweeney's controversial new naked ad - ABC News" class="sizing-normal" height="558" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/
How my mom dosed my dad into marriage (and other funny clips) (opens the original)
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[Fauxtations] Elephants, volcanos, and Buddhist waffles (opens the original)
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Fauxtations“Did you get your steps in today?” -Fitbit and/or AA meeting“Unlike you, I respect indigenous cultures!” -Man tossing virgin into a volcano“L’eggo my ego.” -Buddhist waffles“Practice. Location. Practice. Location. Practice. Location.”-Real estate agent trying to sell Carnegie Hall“I swear, I am not responsible for Aaron Rodgers.” -Ayahuasca“Bert people Bert people.” -Ernie“Hear me out. What if the receptionist is, get this, SASSY?”-Screenwriters
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