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The Sufis in Yemen, Gilgamesh in Mosul (opens the original)
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planting corn in the front yard (opens the original)
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hymn (opens the original)
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hymn is a poem i published in 2018 / I wrote it to finish off my book ‘ what i want to say to you 29 poems ’ / bring it home in a crescendo / show off my poetic ability / my stream of consciousness jack kerouac alan ginsberg howl type muse infused walt whitmanish voice / leaves of grass growing on my back lot / it was my hymn / we used to sing those in church / lots of them and it didn’t matter if you sang off key so long as you made a joyful noise then came the sermon and that was longer with f
gnomes in the treehouse (opens the original)
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Well I really don’t know what to write about. I’ve been holed up in my hermitage, my mystic cabin in the woods listening to music and imagining a better world. One where we don’t have to kill everything to have a prosperous life. Imagining might be a crucial part of building it. “Un mundo quepan muchos mundos” like it says in the current issue of Deceleration (a world in which many worlds fit). Their Summer 2026 Creative Review Issue . I’m immersing myself in great music and beautiful ideas unti
true nature (opens the original)
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No sense in arguing the point but if you want to know the true nature of something look at its origin - where did it come from? Before it became anything else it was itself. It’s not like things start off being something they’re not and then become what they are. And so I submit to you, dear reader, the following evidence, case by case. A child’s smile, even that of a newborn, is so innocent and pure it can melt the heart of the most cynical person. Oh yeah they fuss and cry, they fight with the
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