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The Roargasm: A Detroit Lions Podcast

ROAR!The Roargasm! is a podcast about, you guessed it, The Detroit Lions!More specifically, this is a show about being a Detroit Lions die hard fan.Every week during the season, Dean Blandino, Impossible Lomas, and Uncle Brother discuss the state of Roar Nation and react to…

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Sep 18, 2026
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  1. Episode · Sep 18, 2026

    Pretty Much What We Expected (opens the original)

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    Welp, that sucked donkey balls. And anus. But we knew it would, right? Short week. On the road. Against the best QB1 in the game. Our secondary arguably the worst in the NFL, maybe ever. Still, watching the Lions go down 21-0 early in the game was rough, reminiscent of the pre-DC era Dark Times. Anyhow, Lomas and Uncle Brother pod without Deano, who was on super secret special probation lockdown on Floor 13 of Wallbrook, which officially does not exist. We conclude the obvious: that unless the d

  2. Episode · Sep 15, 2026

    Week 1 Muted Roar (opens the original)

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    Week 1, right? Talk about a win that felt like a loss. But then again, what do we know about football? What does anyone know? Lomas, UB, and Deano contemplate the strangeness of putting up 31 and winning feels like a kick right in the donkey balls. Jamo--who we love!--apparently, as the Book of Jared foresaw, sold his birthright for a bowl of donkey ball stew, and was cursed by the Ghost of Bobby Layne to play like total shit. All we know is, in a few days the Lions play the Suckalo Billcocks, i

  3. Episode · Sep 8, 2026

    Here We Fucking Go! (opens the original)

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    Ladies and Gentlemen (all right, pretty much only gentlemen), set your engines to full ROAR ... For another Detroit Lions Football Season is upon us! The Roargasm crew is back in full force, and we are ... how to put this ... hesitant, at best, to feel too optimistic about the upcoming campaign. Deano is simply not ready. Lomas is also not ready but is looking forward to football (and soon enough NBA basketball) to relieve the lameness of the baseball-only sports landscape. Uncle Brother is some

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