HeyJaredTHE RISK YOU RUN
Trials, tribulations, trysts, anxieties, musings, errant thoughts, and the occasional confession. To know me is to potentially become artistic fodder for a piece here, but that's the risk you run.
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- Aug 28, 2026
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A.C. ROBINSON’S LAWS OF POWER (opens the original)
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Disseminate misinformation to control others: Destabilize the social structure around you by constantly, intentionally spreading falsehoods. “Alice secretly has rabies and masks her hydrophobia with anorexia—by eating nothing, no one notices she refuses to drink water. I don’t think she’s in a place mentally or physically to be your maid of honor.” The more outlandish, the better—no one in their right mind would think lies of this caliber could be believed, so therefore, they must be incredible
TEETH (opens the original)
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I’ve had dreams about my teeth falling out for as long as I can remember, but lately, they’ve increased in frequency. A few weeks ago, they fell out because I thrust my tongue against them too forcefully. It was a total shock to me, but not so for all the faceless orb people gathered around me who were, of course, my closest and most beloved friends and family members. “Holy ssshit, holy ssshit!” I cried, whistling through the empty space where both upper maxillary central incisors once were. “I
A.C. ROBINSON’S WRITING SCHEDULE (opens the original)
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5:00 AM: Rise without hesitation.5:01 AM: Assume supine position on the floor before an Eastern-facing window. 5:05 AM: Cats arrive with curiosity and “make bread” violently against exposed limbs and torso. 5:15 AM: Kiss cats on the mouth.5:20 AM: Shower, general grooming.5:40 AM: Coffee.6:25 AM: Sun perineum.7:00 AM: Feed cats7:10 AM: Walk to the Century City Mall, then walk the lower level clockwise and upper level count
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