HeyJaredThe Pirate's Library
Writing poems, short stories, and novels, with the occasional blog-like rambling.
- Indexed issues, last 90 days
- 14
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- Sep 28, 2026
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- Jul 6, 2026
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Portete - Chapter 60 (opens the original)
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NOTE: This story contains some harsh language, violence, and mature themes that might be upsetting to some readers. They are pirates, after all. Ye have been warned.Want to start at the beginning? Welcome to Portete.<div
Portete - Chapter 59 (opens the original)
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NOTE: This story contains some harsh language, violence, and mature themes that might be upsetting to some readers. They are pirates, after all. Ye have been warned.Want to start at the beginning? Welcome to Portete.<d
Portete - Chapter 58 (opens the original)
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NOTE: This story contains some harsh language, violence, and mature themes that might be upsetting to some readers. They are pirates, after all. Ye have been warned.Want to start at the beginning? Welcome to Portete.<d
Portete - Chapter 57 (opens the original)
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NOTE: This story contains some harsh language, violence, and mature themes that might be upsetting to some readers. They are pirates, after all. Ye have been warned.Want to start at the beginning? Welcome to Portete.<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!gSFd!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fdedc9e61-1f1f-4002-bc8b-be31b0d0
Portete - Chapter 56 (opens the original)
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NOTE: This story contains some harsh language, violence, and mature themes that might be upsetting to some readers. They are pirates, after all. Ye have been warned.Want to start at the beginning? Welcome to Portete.<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!oDiO!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb3262808-5a9b-48c0-9851-78afb40f
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