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The Pink Water Chronicles (Swifty Jonez & Christopher) give their unfiltered & unapologetic opinions on pop culture, sports, “outside”, fashion and everything in between.
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- Sep 21, 2026
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Episode 234 - “Fashion Police” (opens the original)
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This episode: fellas get a check up, Pat loves pot, Vivet’s NYFW debut, the regents exam is gone, the A.I. wars, Ed Sheeran tour fallout and much more. Official Store of One Seve7ty One: Oneseve7tyone-shop.fourthwall.com For Paradijs: Paradijs Follow The Guys @swiftyjonez @bushandponingo
Episode 233 - “B.D.R.” (opens the original)
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This episode: Fat Joe colorism debate, new Apple phone, is Aaron Rodgers a cuck, Nike is off the stock market, The Drop on FX, the mistrial of Lindsay Clancy and much more. Official Store of One Seve7ty One: Oneseve7tyone-shop.fourthwall.com For Paradijs: Paradijs Follow The Guys @swiftyjonez @bushandponingo
Episode 232 - “The Life of Pablo” (opens the original)
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This episode: the NFL season starts this week, Pablo Torre was right, Kaepernick’s new memoir, Ne-Yo vs Jaime Foxx, new Pusha T album, Keefe D charged with murder and more. Official Store of One Seve7ty One: Oneseve7tyone-shop.fourthwall.com For Paradijs: Paradijs Follow The Guys @swiftyjonez @bushandponingo
Episode 231 - “Cocaine Cowboys” (opens the original)
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This episode: the 49ers lost the season already, GTA VI trailer, Xbox finally one ups PlayStation, Penn State students are trafficking cocaine, Canada vs Trump and much much more. Official Store of One Seve7ty One: Oneseve7tyone-shop.fourthwall.com Official Store of Paradijs: Paradijs Follow The Guys @swiftyjonez @bushandponingo
Episode 230 - “Saint Heron” (opens the original)
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This episode: Ignorant Shit verse, flashing at Aldis, Russell Westbrook retires, NBA ownership, Donnell Jones vs Joe, Solange is back, swingers and much more. Official Store of One Seve7ty One: Oneseve7tyone-shop.fourthwall.com For Paradijs: Paradijs Follow The Guys @swiftyjonez @bushandponingo
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