HeyJaredThe Nut Farm Podcast
We are two mom’s that, on some days, might be fit for straight jackets. We find past trauma fascinating, heartbreaking and hilarious all at the same time. We share our two cents about mental health, sobriety and everything in between.
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- Sep 18, 2026
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S3E22 - Pokémon Dopamine & Petty Revenge (opens the original)
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Gretchen and Missy are back on the farm, serving roasted nuts, salty takes, and several personal vendettas. This week, they investigate the psychological chokehold of Pokémon cards, decide Burning Man sounds like sensory hell with better outfits, and relive the heartbreak of stale egg nachos. Gretchen channels her most supportive baseball-mom energy, Missy discovers that accountability is beautiful—but apparently optional—and one mysterious Nextdoor post sends the entire neighborhood into battle
S3E21 - Psych Ward Sweats, Sober Creativity & Catfished Dog (opens the original)
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Welcome back to The Nut Farm Podcast, where we serve roasted nuts with a side of salty takes to help you embrace the chaos and stay out of the Nut Farm. This week, Gretchen and Missy somehow travel from psych ward sweatpants and hot crotch buns to marriage, motherhood, sobriety, creativity, religion, racing, Facebook Marketplace negotiations, questionable childhood drive by's—and a rehomed Goldendoodle who may or may not have catfished the entire internet. Gretchen has a milkshake-related realiz
S3E20 - Aliens, Bigfoot & Buku Bucks (opens the original)
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This week on The Nut Farm, we’re once again proving that absolutely no topic is safe from the spiral. We start with a Pokémon vending machine, 37 ripped packs, zero self-control and children who have officially become card-opening employees. From there, somehow, we make our way through Phoenix Fashion Week, creativity, mental health, OCD, intrusive thoughts, faith, ancient Egypt, Cleopatra, pyramid conspiracies, aliens, Bigfoot and the people we’d interview if we could talk to literally anyone—d
S3E19 - Tins, Trolls & Thankfulness (opens the original)
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New intro. No show sheet. Absolutely no plan. Welcome back to The Nut Farm. This week, Gretchen and Missy are flying blind and somehow end up everywhere: debating which childhood movies emotionally damaged us, mourning the loss of Dolly, living vicariously through kids getting the ultimate Diamondbacks experience, and surviving a G Soul Co. launch while dressed for anything except the Arizona heat. Then things take a turn at Target, where Pokémon restock day becomes a full-contact emotional spor
S3E18 - Sculptra, Suburban Wives & Questionable Decisions (opens the original)
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This week on The Nut Farm, we’re showing up slightly swollen, mildly caffeinated, and ready to discuss absolutely nothing in the order it should be discussed. We kick things off with Sculptra, missing eyebrows, IVs, and the realities of trying to keep your face together as you get older. From there, the farm takes its usual scenic route through Scottsdale Fashion Week, turquoise superstition, wedding photos and videos we may or may not ever watch, Leonardo DiCaprio and Titanic, our inability to
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