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Keep Calm and Country On (opens the original)
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Having become proficient at all things building over the course of my house project, I decided to monetize my skills this summer as a part-time employee with my Contractor Brother. This means I spent a lot of time on work sites, and that meant I listened to a lot of country music (since authentic blue collar men, for some mysterious reason, still enjoy listening to jowly party-boys pretend that they’ve seen the business end of a truck bed).<a class="image-link image2" href="https://substackcdn.c
The Literary Offenses of Doctor Seuss (opens the original)
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I’ve developed a real passion for going on extended rants I’ve realized, since my recent piece on The Father’s Tale. That, incidentally, created quite a bit more furor than I expected when I discovered that not only was the author a personal friend of my sister’s fiancee’s family, but in fact the godfather of one of their children. You would think this would teach me not to indulge in literary critique, but the m
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