HeyJaredThe Metal Analyst
Long-form analyses, articles, rankings, reviews and thought experiments about heavy metal music
- Indexed issues, last 90 days
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- Sep 24, 2026
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- Jul 16, 2026
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Initial Analysis: “Teutonic Titans 1976–2026” (opens the original)
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<img alt="Restless and Wild (feat. Chris Jericho, K. K. Downing, Billy Sheehan, Ray Luzier) | Accept" class="sizing-normal" height="700" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!CJou!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-me
Concert Analysis: Iron Maiden at Sports Illustrated Stadium, 9/5/2026 (opens the original)
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Initial Analysis: “Marrow Deep” (opens the original)
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<img alt="Mastodon: Marrow Deep Album Review | Pitchfork" class="sizing-normal" height="450" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!tcBK!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbdff
40 Years Later: "Russian Roulette" (opens the original)
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<img alt="Russian Roulette - Album by Accept | Spotify" class="sizing-normal" height="454" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!IZYr!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F817372
35 Years Later: "No More Tears" (opens the original)
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<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="249" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!9ZuT!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5e29c76a-3d10-4eb2-b398-e5a623a530e6_250x249.jpeg"
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