HeyJaredThe LOW Performance Podcast
Taking a look at the ugly side of the beautiful game... and finding beauty in it.
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S2 Ep8 - I Don't Got Ball Knolwedge (opens the original)
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This week, football went full Looney Tunes with Andros Townsend being run over by a pitch roller, Brian Brobbey scoring a hat-trick and still losing, and Bolton v Norwich resulting in a 7 goal thriller! Football is really the best - especially when it's the worst...
S2 Ep7 - Match of the Dismay (opens the original)
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This week we delve into the craziest matches in football history. From matches that caused rule changes to matches being abandoned due to too many red cards, we've got some stories this week!
S2 Ep6 - Chefs Kiss (PART 2 - Predictions & Quiz) (opens the original)
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Thanks for coming back for part 2! We will go through our predictions not just for the Premier League but for all 4 English leagues. We also test Alan's knowledge on Big Sam himself!
S2 Ep5 - Chef's Kiss (PART 1 - LPM's & Sad Sack) (opens the original)
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We are here again and this week we are looking at our low performance moments of the week... From managers with serendipitous names, to ludicras own goal *Chefs Kiss* Tune in next week for Part 2!
S2 Ep4 - Our Favourite Managers (opens the original)
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This week, Alan and Jack discuss their favourite (not necessarily best) managers. You can expect buckets and pints of wine from the Leeds and Bolton fans. Featuring some of the best manager clips around and catching up with listener correspondence, we hope you enjoy the show this week!
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