HeyJaredThe Loudest Girl in the Corner
Essays about life pre-diagnosis, sobriety on the spectrum, hot girl autism, and neurodivergent coaching
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Tijuana Chainsaw Assacre (opens the original)
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The Summer I Turned Poopy (opens the original)
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I planned to make this post one big piece, but I’ve learned the hard way that softer, smaller, and more frequent is the way to go.I’ve spent much of my life running from my body. I’m still surprised every time I get my period. I’m in perimenopause.I understand in an abstract way that I’m chronically dehydrated, but I’ve had to reverse engineer how I got so dehydrated that I got an anal fissure and a subsequent tag big enough that someone mistook it for my clitoris.Previously I knew about fissure
What If We Aren't Bad At Friendship? (opens the original)
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What If We Talked About Friendship Instead of Dating? (opens the original)
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