HeyJaredThe Long Watch
Each week Harlly Lewis, Jeaun Lewis and Lawson Kiehne work their way through “The List”, an overly long and unnecessarily complex catalogue of films of all genres. It may seem like madness, but there are rules - even if only Lawson understands them.
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Episode 355: Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead (2014) (opens the original)
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Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are guessing you’re not an A-negative blood type, mate. ALSO DISCUSSED * Hope (2026) Remember to follow us on Letterboxd LongWatchHarlly LongWatchLawson LongWatchJeaun
Episode 354: What We Do in the Shadows (2014) (opens the original)
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So… one day I was selling my wares, and I walked past this old creepy castle. And I look at it and think… “Very old and creepy.” And then these creatures fly at me! They dragged me back to this dark dungeon and bit into my neck. And just at the point of death, these creatures forced me to suck their foul blood. And then, they opened their wings like this and hovered above me, screeching, “Now you are vampire.” And it was Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson. And we’re still friends today. ALSO DISCUSSED *
Episode 353: The Last Five Years (2014) (opens the original)
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Sorry, Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are Schmuel in this story!? They’re not the girl from Odessa? ALSO DISCUSSED * American Vandal: Season 2 (2018) * The Last Czars (2019) PITH TAKES * Argylle (novel, 2024) * Death of a Salesman (play, 1949) * Kingsman: The Golden Circle – The Official Movie Novelisation (novel, 2017) Remember to follow us on Letterboxd LongWatchHarlly LongWatchLawson LongWatchJeaun
Episode 352: Argylle (2024) (opens the original)
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In Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s line of work, you tend not to give a s—t what a bottom-feeder like yourself thinks about anything. ALSO DISCUSSED * American Vandal: Season 1 (2017) * Clue (1985) PITH TAKE * The Ghost of Tom Joad (album, 1995) Remember to follow us on Letterboxd LongWatchHarlly LongWatchLawson LongWatchJeaun
Episode 351: The King’s Man (2021) (opens the original)
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This war has made Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson realize that we cannot rely on politicians to do their job properly. ALSO DISCUSSED * Widow’s Bay: Season 1 (2026) PITH TAKE * The Gospel According to Paul (stage play, 2019) * Human Touch (album, 1992) * Lucky Town (album, 1992) Remember to follow us on Letterboxd LongWatchHarlly LongWatchLawson LongWatchJeaun
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